Even though said it then I'll say it now again

The Minstrel’s Sources

There’s a big black man behind your door

waiting to skew your 2.5 kids with

shards from your white picket fence.

After he’s done desecrating your wife and

stealing your car he’ll ride around your suburb

with your mother on the hood because

he’s high off the illegal drugs he’s been selling.

He’s fed up with his 6 baby mama’s

and the 13 subsequent offspring from those

relationships. Be on alert this man is dangerous. He

was last seen bopping his head to the

“Culture of Stupidity”

He’s taking the Beave to smoke his first blunt

while showing him the ins and outs of prostitution

then back by 10 to introduce your daughter to

the world of baggy pants, and loose morals

as they trip over bags of condoms ‘cause

his sexual drive is uncontainable

ensuring your daughter’s inevitable tainting by this

“Culture of Promiscuity”.

He is uneducated, unmotivated, unsanitary

and just plain underdeveloped. This man is every man.

The only characteristics you will need for positive

identifications are these specifics:

Big. Black. Male.

Anything else that might resemble

individuality is just a politically correct mirage.

So check under your bed

and don’t leave your kids in the car

he just might drive away with

your “Culture of Bigotry”.